Smelly Man

Smelly ugly feet
make me cringe and want to gag,
I dress the wounds now.

Smelly man you stink
like BO and rotting jock
strap, use the damn soap

So I had this patient that obviously had some smelly feet and some nastiness going on. It was suspected that he had MRSA. And from the smell of the wounds I would agree. We're not even supposed to have MRSA patients on my unit because of the wee little ones and all the surgical patients. It's just too much risk for the patients. But he was on our unit nontheless. I dressed his wounds and took care of him.

But now it's slow so I wrote an Haiku for him.